30 December 06 - 20:38Agent 2007: Shaking and Stirring
My real job as a junior high school teacher has kept me a busy boy. Yes, we at The Syndicate have to work real gigs to make ends meet, but I just don't know what they are. Foxy and friends are probably doing something for the CIA. Top secrect, hush, hush stuff. You know how it is. Like they say, if I tell you they'd have to kill you! Don't know Franky D and Moe Mack do when they're not busting their ends to write about things that weird people like them, me, and all of our regular loyal readers (even you, "STL Diirty" and Goat Sucker!). But, it can't be more interesting than the stories that they're covering.Last issue, Franky D started to address a recently developing problem that has been plaguing athletes, the ever wretched Guitar Hero Curse! If only Scandinavia got access to our humble little tout sheet. But, they don't. So one of their national heroes had to pay the price. D's got it covered. As for Mack, he has too stories that boggle the mind so much, that not even the Weekly World News ... (more)