30 October 06 - 22:57Dressed Up As A Newsstand Publication for Halloween!

"GEORGE W. BUSH!" Is that the scariest phrase since "One, two, Freddie's coming after you"? It is for a lot of people, such as these two college kids from Long Beach who have a little too much time on their hands. The Syndicate's resident errand monkey Moe Mack has that story. He's also been gracious enough to start up what will hopefully be a regular column for us- The Idiot Box. Read this new column about television at your own risk and see if your brain cells survive the paragraphs! The same goes for Johnny Chingas' story about his day at the park turned hellish! If commercials have taught me anything, it's that you don't want to mess with the Aflac duck and his crew.

That's all that we have for you in this third issue since much of our staff is taking Halloween off to do their own things. And, I heard that they want Election Day off too. Don't forget to forget to vote, slackers!

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14 October 06 - 19:18Still In (and Out) of Contention

We're midway through October, and I'm actually amazed that we're still around and kicking. I can't say the same for the Dodgers, Yankees, or A's. Especially the A's. Their recent elimination after dropping the American League Championship Series in four straight games to the Detroit Tigers hit Moe Mack the hardest since Oakland is his favorite team. So, I can understand that he felt too depressed to submit that usually mandatory second article for this second edition of The Syndicate. Now if he used a lame excuse, like he had to attend a wedding, bar mitzvah, or funeral, then I would've put my foot into that slacker's end. But at least he was able to annoy one of my neighbors into revealing the possible existence of a national sports information insiders ring. It's all good "Triple P". My "2004 Bronze Medalists" will still take your "Punjab Poontang Poppers" to school this fantasy hoop season!

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