Happy Hatordays
Yes, you read that headline correctly! Ever since Long Beach Poly upset my alma mater, Notre Dame High a few weeks back in the CIF Playoffs. Oh well. The Valley paid back the LBC a couple of days ago when Burbank police officers arrested icon/Poly alum Snoop Dogg shortly after he appeared on Jay Leno. Come to think about it, the more famous Notre Dame- the one with the pissed off leprecaun mascot and golden helmets- also received some payback since Snoop was wearing a USC jersey with wide receiver standout Dwayne Jarrett's numero tres on it. Jarrett had the most appropriate reaction when he heard that the Doggfather was sporting his jersey: "Man."Speaking of rapper's in trouble with the law, Franky D continues to go where few writers have dared to go by continuing his beat on A.O. The more I read about Mr. Ong's antics, the more interested I get. The mainstream press can have K-Fed. We at The Syndicate know where we get our bread buttered!
After experiencing a mental lapse from last issue and doing a story in Downey, Moe Mack returned to his senses and tried to cover something more significant- society hating on the hoodie. I happen to dig hoodies and have quiet a few amongst my personal wardrobe. With the weather in the Valley being what it is lately, I might have to pull them all out. Sheesh, it suddenly decided to get chilly the day after Thanksgiving.
Now, I haven't forgotten about our readers, especially those who took the time to reply on The Editor's Desk blog. I personally don't care who has more "street cred" since we're not a hip hop mag like The Source or XXL. But as far as I'm concerned, St. Louis can have the "Murder Capital of America" label. STL Diirty and other readers not from sunny California are probably playing with their guns in front of "instructional videos" that was probably produced in the Valley. Maybe even one probably filmed by one of my neighbors at my apartment complex! Happy reading and see you in two weeks!
-J.B. (Sherman Oaks, CA)
ten comments:
LOL K-Fed is from Fresno. Fresno is hella lame…
Joe Mayne - 02 12 06 - 21:14
Wasn’t street ballin’ legend Rafer Alston a Fresno state Alum?
Pondering Paul - 05 12 06 - 19:12
Why y’all talkin’ ‘bout Fresno. Sheeeett….
Dippy Roberts - 08 12 06 - 23:20
Dippy Roberts? You were that one guy who was in that Puffy music video huh?
Timothy Yellen - 11 12 06 - 21:15
You talking about that one Puffy video with Nicole from the PUSSY Cat Dolls? Shiiiit! I think I saw homeboy in that video too! LMFAO
STL Ridin' Diirty - 13 12 06 - 18:05
What do Fresno and St. Louis have in common?
Dirty people…
Werd.
Dippy Roberts - 17 12 06 - 00:21
Jamaica man, i lik your cool web site mon. That Edward Fox is a fonny man you know. So is Moe Mack mon and Franky D. I sure wood not wont to get shanked by Mack’s blade. later mon.
Imposter - 17 12 06 - 10:36
Where’s the new edition? I have a dozen birdcages that need to be lined!
And, I was wondering. Was that Ricky Williams who just posted? LOL
Pet Shop Boi - 18 12 06 - 00:25
Gosh Dang Sonava a bit?! Well i recon you dont know me. Shut the Fu?! up. I’ll tell ya. I’m one of your favorot fans. That Edward Fox is a funny Desperato. Dont interupt me when I am jabbering boy or else ill send ya to the chicken Booth. I’ll pull out my handy 45 and pump you full of lead.
The Amanstapation Constapation - 24 12 06 - 23:06
I SUCK GOAT, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THIS NEWSPAPER SUCKS!!!
LA CHUPACABRA - 25 12 06 - 19:12
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