Agent 2007: Shaking and Stirring
My real job as a junior high school teacher has kept me a busy boy. Yes, we at The Syndicate have to work real gigs to make ends meet, but I just don't know what they are. Foxy and friends are probably doing something for the CIA. Top secrect, hush, hush stuff. You know how it is. Like they say, if I tell you they'd have to kill you! Don't know Franky D and Moe Mack do when they're not busting their ends to write about things that weird people like them, me, and all of our regular loyal readers (even you, "STL Diirty" and Goat Sucker!). But, it can't be more interesting than the stories that they're covering.Last issue, Franky D started to address a recently developing problem that has been plaguing athletes, the ever wretched Guitar Hero Curse! If only Scandinavia got access to our humble little tout sheet. But, they don't. So one of their national heroes had to pay the price. D's got it covered. As for Mack, he has too stories that boggle the mind so much, that not even the Weekly World News would want to handle them: men changing their maiden names the same way pro basketball leagues change their balls. Yes, that was awkward. But, we do what we have to do to get you, our highly selective readers, the best stories. And, we'll continue to do that for you during this upcoming new year. Happy 2007, folks!
ten comments:
I wonder where Edward Fox went…
Pondering Paul - 31 12 06 - 11:23
I could tell you but the government would kill me!
J.B. - 31 12 06 - 23:28
I could tell you too, but this whore in my room would spank me, which is good so I’ll tell you anyways…
I really don’t know… :(
Franky D - 01 01 07 - 10:24
I bet K-Fed plays guitar hero. What a loser…
Joe Mayne - 02 01 07 - 21:49
Dawg, you got somethin’ for K-Fed!? And GH is tha sheet homie!
Dippy Roberts - 04 01 07 - 17:53
This message board’s just too dayum funny, dirty! That’s all I gotta say. That and…Happy New Yerr, b-i’s!
STL Diirty - 05 01 07 - 00:47
Hey did anyone get an Arena’s Express card? Man his party must be the place to be right now…
Pondering Paul - 05 01 07 - 20:53
I know someone that’s happy to change their last name to their spouses: that Chrissy Popadics cheerleader chick from Boise State!
Husky Castana - 06 01 07 - 11:08
Hey Dippy, Diddy was at Arenas’ party. You could have asked to be in another music video, if you were invited…
Timothy Yellen - 07 01 07 - 00:41
DAWG I WASN’T IN ANY DIDDY VIDEOS!!! But I saw your sister in a Chamillionaire video. She was ridin’ a durrrrtyyy!!
Dippy Roberts - 11 01 07 - 21:17
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