Resolutions, smesolutions...
Happy New Year, folks! I can't believe that we're still a newspaper, and we have noone to blame except for you our loyal readers. You might have noticed some minor changes on the website. The big shots in newspaper journalism, such as the L.A. Times and the Wall Street Journal (yes, THE Wall Street Journal) have tinkered with the look of their newspapers in an attempt to gain more readers and stay relevant, so we at The Syndicate figured that "monkey see, monkey do".Like those two fine dailies (and others as well), I will do my best to make The Syndicate more responsible and accountable for what we print in our biweekly fishwrap version and online version. As a result, we replaced the counter with a public service announcement. Although, that PSA may be replaced with even more random images, if the price is right! BTW, I'd like to dispell the rumor that the reason we did this was because our webmaster Buford botched things up (like the Chargers' Eric Parker in that playoff game) and accidentally erased it from the HTML. Not true! Neither I nor Frank D'Alessandro have to write a note about it either! But when we do write end-of-article notes, you'll definitely know which ones saying what!
I'm too damn lazy to write anymore crap here. So enjoy the slight makeover. We look forward to making it through our FIRST FULL YEAR by the time September rolls around. Cheers!
-Jerome Bautista, Editor-in-Chump (Sherman Oaks, CA)
thirteen comments:
Wow A.O. is a good basketball player. Should I add him in my fantasy league?
Pondering Paul - 15 01 07 - 21:20
Nah dawg, I heard A.O. plays guitar hero alot…
Joe Mayne - 16 01 07 - 19:26
The ABA has a fantasy league?
STL Diirty - 16 01 07 - 20:35
That new pic with the girl who wants to be a stripper cuz she can’t read is sad but funny. That’s too real!
STL Diirty - 17 01 07 - 13:16
Yeh, I’ve taken lap dances from strippers who said that they got low grades in English classes. But, I’m sure they did alright with science. Especially the anatomy class! LOL
Husky Castana - 17 01 07 - 20:31
Bring it back the Edward Fox!! Very funny he is!!
Wolofo Bakhityev - 19 01 07 - 19:47
What the hay. where can i buy some oranges? I need to make some orange juice so i can have something decent to drink. Where’s my OJ that’s all i want. i’am out.
Imposter - 31 01 07 - 13:32
I’m right here Imposter. Did you buy my book? I didn’t think so, BECAUSE THEY TOOK IT OFF THE MARKET!!!
O.J. Simpson - 31 01 07 - 14:43
Hey Paul… ummm I have bad news. A.O. injured himself playing guitar hero. I’m not sure how serious it is but consider the fact that he may never be able to shoot the same way again…
Franky D - 31 01 07 - 21:50
Hey, i think i saw Edward Fox climbing mountain Everest. He better be wearing a thermo or else he’ll end up like a popsicle.lat.
Imposter - 14 02 07 - 10:51
He’s probably not wearing a thermo…. that’s why hes not here…
Pondering Paul - 14 02 07 - 21:35
Best song EVA
Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven
Dippy Roberts - 17 02 07 - 11:39
I’m hella bored. I want something to reeeaadd!!!
Timothy Yellen - 19 02 07 - 20:47
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