Born in a Time of Uncertainty
The Free Agent News Syndicate is officially up and running! But it shouldn't have had to be this way. We (Frank D'Allesandro, Edward Fox, Johnny Chingas, and I) used to be the Trying To Be News staff before our editor Max Smith disappeared and we were unexplicably disbanded shortly thereafter. I'm still dumbfounded by that quite frankly, but life goes on. That's all I feel like saying about that. Besides, if the search for our now-missing editor is conducted in the same manner as the legendary Black Dahlia murder investigation then it'll probably be awhile before we find out anything about good 'ol Max. So I won't be holding my breath. Maybe he and his mistress (our former secretary Myra at Trying To Be News) turned into a federal snitch and is now in hiding at some random burg, like Kenosha, WI (In case you are, Maxy, then our bad!).In the meantime, the rest of the staff is coping with all of the big changes in their own way. Foxy (Edward Fox) was feeling quite philosophical when he wrote and submitted his piece about the value of human kindness. Johnny Chingas seemed literally and figuratively pi$$ed off, if his column about public pi$$ers is indicative of anything. Franky D (Frank D'Allessandro) has yet to write a column for the new site now dubbed The Syndicate, but his last column for Trying To Be News- about Cerritos' own rapper A.O.- is available for reading on our site. Last time he checked in with the office, he said that he was "mourning" the disappearance of Max with an Korean chick that he met while doing the A.O. story. He'll be back when he feels like it. As for me, I took out my frustrations by making our new intern writer Moe Mack go all the way to Hacienda Heights to do a story on lame street names. Considering that I randomly pulled that lead out of my @$$, the kid handled it pretty well!
So I guess like him, the Syndicate intends to run with it. Starting now!
-Jerome Bautista (Long Beach, CA)
one comment:
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Better Writer Than You - 14 10 06 - 17:23
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