My Christmas Wish List

By: Frank D’Alessandro, Free Agent News Syndicate

(CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA) It’s that time of year again, ladies and gentlemen. Christmas time for me has always been the worst time of the year for me, but I always look forward to it. I spent the last week compiling a 10 gift list for my fellow readers, and hopefully I’ll get two of them. So without further adieu…

1. Brooklyn Pizza (I miss it)

2. My own reindeer

3. A football team in Los Angeles

4. An earthworm farm

5. My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

6. A DVD of the first season of “She’s the Sheriff” starring Suzanne Somers

7. A Travis Knight Lakers jersey

8. A bamboo forest surrounding my house

9. The City of Maywood, (UCLA is almost as large as Maywood)

10. A.O.’s next album

Number 3 and number 10 are the ones I want the most. Happy Holidays everybody!

[EDITOR’S NOTE: A Travis Knight Lakers jersey? Now that’s a real throwback! ‘Nuf said. Happy Holidays, folks!]