Interview with Karl
Malone
By: Frank D’Alessandro, Trying To Be News
D'Alessandro: Now Karl, how are you feeling right
now? Everything is ok?
Malone: Well Karl Malone just chillin' on his farm in
D'Alessandro: Interesting. Now I know the question I'm about to ask has
been presented to you time and time again.
How does it feel to play so many seasons and be as good as you were, and
not win a championship?
Malone: Karl Malone... Karl Malone feel
sad. Karl Malone wishin' he win title with Utah Jazz or somethin'. Karl Malone feel
much like famous NFL player Dan Marinoe.
D'Alessandro: I'm sorry I had to ask that, but it’s
my job. Anyways, what's going on your monster
truck Power Forward?
Malone: Karl Malone sad about Power Forward. Power Forward
disappear from Karl Malone driveway about one month ago. Police say they spot similar monster truck
like Power Forward near preschool in
D'Alessandro: I'll look into it.
Malone: Karl Malone thanks you Mr. Dalessandro.
D'Alessandro: D'Alessandro.
Malone: Malone.
D'Alessandro: One more question. Do you plan to make some sort of a comeback? Are you interested in an announcing job? Have you considered a few TV appearances?
Malone: Karl Malone wants to try to get NBA
championship... ring. Karl Malone wants to take coaching job somewhere and help
lowly NBA franchise reach top of league.
D'Alessandro: Well good for you Karl. Anyways thank you for your time and I promise
I'll find out why those
Malone: Thank you Mr. D'Alessandro. Karl Malone also now remember
he know famous basketball player from