Interview with Karl Malone

By: Frank D’Alessandro, Trying To Be News

 

 

 

D'Alessandro: Now Karl, how are you feeling right now?  Everything is ok?

 

Malone: Well Karl Malone just chillin' on his farm in Arkansas, milking cows and makin' some milkshakes like Miss Nas lady with her song.

 

D'Alessandro: Interesting.  Now I know the question I'm about to ask has been presented to you time and time again.  How does it feel to play so many seasons and be as good as you were, and not win a championship?  

 

Malone: Karl Malone... Karl Malone feel sad.  Karl Malone wishin' he win title with Utah Jazz or somethin'.  Karl Malone feel much like famous NFL player Dan Marinoe.

 

D'Alessandro: I'm sorry I had to ask that, but it’s my job.  Anyways, what's going on your monster truck Power Forward?

 

Malone: Karl Malone sad about Power Forward.  Power Forward disappear from Karl Malone driveway about one month ago.  Police say they spot similar monster truck like Power Forward near preschool in Leeds, Alabama.  Karl Malone hopefully become reunited soon with Power Forward. 

 

D'Alessandro: I'll look into it.

 

Malone: Karl Malone thanks you Mr. Dalessandro.

 

D'Alessandro: D'Alessandro.

 

Malone: Malone. 

 

D'Alessandro: One more question.  Do you plan to make some sort of a comeback?  Are you interested in an announcing job?  Have you considered a few TV appearances?

 

Malone: Karl Malone wants to try to get NBA championship... ring. Karl Malone wants to take coaching job somewhere and help lowly NBA franchise reach top of league.

 

D'Alessandro: Well good for you Karl.  Anyways thank you for your time and I promise I'll find out why those Leeds kids stole your monster truck.

 

Malone: Thank you Mr. D'Alessandro.  Karl Malone also now remember he know famous basketball player from Leeds