The Urinals of Shame

By: Johnny Chingas, Free Agent News Syndicate

Contrary to the popular belief that every man is equipped with a big ‘Willy’, for a lot of men this is not the case. There are sports stadiums, public restrooms and other facilities that still contain these Urinals of Shame. The urinals of shame are urinals that offer no privacy, bunch up a lot of men standing up side by side to urinate, and allow the discomfort of others to be able to see your Willy. I myself need a little privacy. Not that I am ashamed of what I have. It’s just that my Willy is a bit shy. Plus, I believe these urinals of shame are like Beta video tapes, they are way out of date. So hopefully the next time you have to urinate, you will not have the displeasure of using these urinals of shame. Then you’ll have to go somewhere else and my Willy can’t hold it for that long.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Although this Johnny Chingas column is an embellishment and certain names have been changed to protect the innocent, feel free to fire away- in a real urinal of course!]