My To Do List

By: Edward Fox, Free News Agent Syndicate

If it is not our very busy work schedules or many of our daily tasks such as taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, giving the dog a hair cut, taking grandpa out for a walk and paying bills etc, etc; we don’t seem to have much time for our selves. But wait, I have come up with a great idea which will help us remember the important things in our lives. I have created The Wish -To Do List. And it goes something like this.

1. Find out where Captain Hook was buried. This is just for bragging rights.
2. Find out where Waldo is hiding and ask him if I can kick it with him.
3. Resurrect Bruce Lee from his grave, have him beat up a couple of people I dislike.
4. Remember to forget to vote again.
5. Write down note to finish My To Do List.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: File this under ‘Fiction’. But you have to admit that it’s still a pretty sweet idea to implement. So, what the hey? Here’s a quick peek at the Editor’s To Do List: 1.‘Workout’ with fiancé more often, 2. Pay off my professional wrasslin’ bets (friggin’ John Cena can yank MY chain, gang!), 3. Assign our new intern Moe Mack another crappy news lead. That last one won’t be hard!]