Not Mi Space: His Space

By: Johnny Chingas, Free News Agent Syndicate

 

 

Profile

Name: Polly Wally Wick Wack                       About me: I like starring at the wall.

Age: 18                                                           I like crackers, water melons, kibbles n bits.

                                                                        I enjoy stading on tree branches and yelling  

                                                                        Profanities.

 

Interest: I like gymnastics; I can                      Who I would like to meet? No one, leave

do cart wheels on a stick. I enjoy                      The fu@! Alone… No wait, I would like to

chewing on stuff like books,                              Peck on a couple of hot Brazilian girls.

doors, shoes, and love bubble gum.

 

Favorite Books: None, I can’t turn

the pages.

 

Favorite sayings:

1. Suck on my biga wompper.

2. You better recognize, suckaa.

 

Favorite drink: Gin and juice.

 

Heroes: Tucan Sam, Captain Parrot.

 

Education: I lived in the Amazon.

 

Status: Pimp daddy.

 

 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: It’s too bad that Polly Wally Wick Wack really doesn’t have a MySpace. If he did, then the odds that he would’ve received a friendly visit from one of the three hostesses from the DirectTV channel show ProjectMyWorld would’ve been upgraded from none to slim!]