Hip-Hop Artist Plans to Shoot Video in Rainforest

By: Frank D’Alessandro, Trying To Be News

(CERRITOS, CALIFORNIA) Andrew Ong, known to the hip-hop community as A.O., has released to the public on Sunday that he plans to shoot a music video for his hit single, “Banana Jammin’ with mah Chimps”.

“Yeah….. it’s supposed to like, make people happy, and make my friends happy too,” said the optimistic hip-hop artist. A.O. is best praised for following trends in the Hip-Hop community and combining it with his humorous stupidity. It makes a ton of money nowadays.

However the potential rainforest music video is already being fought against. The NRPA, National Rainforest Protection Agency, is leading the fight.

“First of all, there are no chimps in the South American rainforest,” says Janice Emedt, a 24 year old grad student from the University of Vermont. “Second of all, this guy can’t even rap, and this is being said by a person from Vermont!”

[EDITOR’S NOTE: The following story is fictitious, which means IT’S NOT REAL! Like Santa Claus, Tinkerbell, and Paris Hilton’s recent album, whose record sales could possibly get surpassed by A.O. if he were to somehow release his own album. But a Cerritos rapper?! Come on now!]